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Jan 1st

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Haha. Early SG-1 is hilarious.

theycallmedork: UNAUTHORIZED OFFWORLD ACTIVATION “OH JESUS. OH GOD. ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT PROTOCOLS. WHAT IS HAPPENING. AHH THE ROOM IS SPINNING. TELL HAMMOND I LOVE HIM.” And by season ten everyone is just like, “I WILL ANSWER THE STARGATE WHEN I FEEL LIKE ANSWERING THE STARGATE. LEMME FINISH MY JELLO.”

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Dec 31st

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Okay but enough of this.

lyraattack: You know what this blog needs now? Truer things have never been spoken.

Dec 31st

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“There is no such thing as coffee that is too strong. Only people who are too...”

– (via sethpalmer3)

Dec 22nd

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JAMMIE!!! We're going to AT LEAST one of these. →

Dec 22nd

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dirtyovercoats: thedailywhat: Movie Trailer of the Day: First official trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey — the first installment of Peter Jackson’s two-part adaptation of J. R. R. Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings prequel. The film, which stars pretty much anyone you could ever want to be involved in this epic production, is due in theaters December 14th. Part two, There and Back...

Dec 21st

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My family was discussing how dry our noses are due...

Mom: Ron, you need to set up the humidifier next to Margaret's bed. Her nose is so dry that it's bleeding.
Me, in my best L-Lopez impression: I'M BLEEDING!
Camille: These are not internet people you're talking to, Margaret.
Me: Right. Forgot.

Dec 20th

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mostly10: burnupasun: Tumblr would be a better place without confession blogs.

Dec 19th

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wilwheaton: (via Nerdist) Wil Wheaton is the king of everything.

Dec 19th

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Ptchew: Everyone has six names. →

sonicscrewdriverhufflepuff11: 1. Your Real name: Alex. 2. Your detective name (Favorite color and favorite Animal): Green cat narwhal. 3. Your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on): Alexandria 15th…? Um. How about the cross street then? Alexandria Riverview… 4. Your Star wars name (first three letters… Aleta Turquoise Unicorn Beatrice Oneida Dodbe Aldge Black Pillow ...

Dec 19th

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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.

 A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
 [/Transcript]
 Even if this is fake, I don't care because it's hilarious.

Dec 19th

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Contempt, farewell, and maiden pride, adieu: Have... →

ohmytardis: thepondwhowaited: Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt Additionally, I’ve put books that I own but have yet to read because of being too busy finishing my BA in literature in bold and italics. 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre –...

Dec 18th

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