WITHOUT FLAW. THESE WOMEN ARE WITHOUT FLAW.

KRISTEN:	Six beautiful -- some say handsome, women invited by the Academy not only to present three awards, but also to shatter the common belief that size does not matter. I hate to tell you guys this, but it kinda does.
MAYA:	Yes, but not length. (Beat.) As my grandma used to say: it can be short and still make your toes curl. And I believe, in my heart, my grandma wasn't referring to wieners, but to short films.
KRISTEN:	See, I'd rather have a short film with some heft that's nice to me rather than a long film that just lies there and makes you do all the work.
MAYA:	Yeah, but sometimes a film can be too long.
KRISTEN:	Not for me.
MAYA:	What?

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